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I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. Hello, I'm Hannah. I'm currently residing in BC, Canada. I have a lot of feelings about fictional characters and their (totally canon, not fake at all, gosh what are you talking about) relationships.  Clotpole(s) Previously hesgonnaburn, withbothmyhearts,

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The Zodiac Temperament 

• Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
• Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
• Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
• Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
• Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
• Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
• Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
• Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
• Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
• Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
• Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. GOD I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
• Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!